I’m not very smart and am only barely smart enough to know enough to admit it…. Several years ago my parents and I were hunting South Africa. We along with our PH were driving down a two track ( not sure they call them that down there) and saw a HUGE snake ( some sort of constrictor). Well, we may have had a few beverages, but the PH and I thought it would be fun to catch that big snake…. it was quite chilly and neither of us thought it would present any problem. He went to one side and I went to the other and we started closing in on the snake. When we were both about 6’ from the beast it lifted up and looked DOWN at us ( we are both 6’3” tall) and let out a hiss that could not be mistaken as anything less than serious. I don’t know who made it back to the Land cruiser first but I’m damn sure Carl Lewis would have been impressed by our speeds!

I ain’t two smart but I four shore ain’t messing with no more snakes in africa!