Golly. I thought this would be over by today. Not so fast.
Lee's posts remend me of a line in a very old, very funny Bill Cosby routine. The premise is sort of a Black Professor Irwin Corey. Cosby's line, designed to be inexplicable (read "bullshit"):
"Who 'de one dey say got the rebersober on the motorcycle? Hmmmm?"
Stand back. I'm gonna give it a try;
"The standard industry premise (as I learned while instructing at the Sorbonne) is to posit G = f/llk over n, where G is distance of the optical interface from the CADCAM b-reader, f is the inverse of the cube root of pi, k is the bit speed (as I determined while at Cal Tech), n is a 10th degree prime number, and 11 is a constant. How many times do I need to repeat this?"
So. How'd I do? Constructive criticism earnestly solicited.
