"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."
I'm trying but what if she's REALLY hot, has big hooters, says she likes how I look in camo and has a sexy mole that probably won't get in the way and it may feel like she has a tongue stud, if I'm willing. You got to many rules. [bleep] you.
