I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats with little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and no landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.
But you're right, I don't know him like you do.
Fixt it for you...HBD BGG!!!
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
