I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats with little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and a landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.
But you're right, I don't know him like you do.
What year or years did you do that? That's great, but I'm with Ingwe on the "no".
