Originally Posted by deflave


Size only matters when you give a [bleep].

I think that's in Leviticus, or something.


Travis

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife even when she is fertilizing her lawn is some tight Levi jeans and occasionally glancing over at you and smiling. Yes, it could probably happen but you don't need the goddammn drama and you already have enough people that would much rather see you dead, than living. So pull your head out of your ass and stop waiting for your moment of opportunity. There are plenty of sleazy skanks drinking down at the Palace without a ring on their [bleep] finger and don't covet your buddy's big shillelagh either."

Exodus?


Travis


Naw. I think it's in Deuteriumonomy.


"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars