I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats without little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and no landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.
But you're right, I don't know him like you do.
What year or years did you do that? That's great, but I'm with Ingwe on the "no".
TFF
Fixt it further....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
