Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."


these are just some Ive owned all of the big three and would agin right now i have an 01 f250 4x4 crew caab lariat diesel i bought new and have put 250,000 miles and am hopeing nothing goes wrong with it I do trust it completly though did the transmition at about 175,000 the tranny used to run 100 degrees above ambient temp till i got a tripple disc tork converter and bigger clutches now it doesn"t even get warm pulling a bobcat up 12 miles and 4500" 0f steep grade the door locks dont always open with the clicker any more though

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