Disclaimer:

Don't go thinking "Ohhhh yeah, I'll get me a MILF or two".... no, no... it doesn't work that way. You gotta be deep in the streets, you have to be able to instantly discern a sweet foxy MILF.... from a nasty skank MILF. Cause when a MILF goes bad on ya... she goes bad fast. Bad MILFs can lead to terrible things like:
Blown heads.... Loose Pockets... and Projectile Dysfunction.

You better pray to the God of Skinny Punks that this wind doesn't pick up......