In Alberta our deer are so large that oufitters tell clients dont show up with less than a 30cal magnum, shooting 180gr. Swift A Frames.

Another is the 30/30 is so impotent that you can catch the bullets in a ball glove at 300yards. (batter up)

Or my favourite.
I shot my deer right in the lungs with my 270 and he ran away.
So I then bought a 7em em and still couldn't kill my deer, So now my 338 will simply knock em flat.
Usually followed by...... what do you mean go to the range they said it was bore sighted.



Just remember.
You cant have SLAUGHTER,
without LAUGHTER