This is where you simply have to throw up your hands.........

This guy has done it all. No subject or profession left untouched.

Not one single picture of him in it with anything remotely resembling anything he claims to be a professional at, but that hasn't slown him down.

It's pretty sick to think that this guy could be living next to you, or be in the general vicinity of your kids.

A mind this warped has more on the plate than we'll ever know, and I'm thankful for not knowing the whole entree, truly thankful.