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P.S. Where should I send the photo of my penis???


Just in case anyone thinks they are packing...

One penis, four heads, tough act to follow...

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I did used to tell the Africans in my village that all White men had two penises which is why we were so smart, but I dunno of they believed me.

Birdwatcher

edited in to add...

Obruninaah wu wo mienu ("All white men, we have two")

Next up... "Whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this" and "We've just met but I feel like I've known you all my life".

"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744