What measures are you taking?
A practical shared ideas thread to better prepare those who feel its necessary.
Shod
Proper preparedness would require knowledge of:
1) what type of schit is hitting;
2) what type of fan is involved;
3) the velocity of the schit pre- and post-blade engagement;
4) the spray pattern of the schit after hitting said fan;
5) the time of the initial impact;
6) the volume of schit involved;
7) whether the stream of schit is constant or attenuated;
8) whether the fan maintains a constant velocity or not;
9) the location of the fan;
10) the direction of the flow of schit pre- and post-fan engagement.
I doubt you know these, nor that any one does. Therefore, proper preparedness is impossible.
Now, if you want to go off on tangents about "defending the homestead", just look up safariman's rant on that recently. If you want to fantasize about "heading to the hills", there are plenty of sites for that stupidity.
I doubt seriously as to whether your inquiry will be taken seriously here, or whether any that have a clue will clue you in on what they're doing (or not).
It can best be summed up as "even if you knew what to do, you still wouldn't know what to do".
