One time, after a mile hump out of my favorite steelhead creek, I stopped to piss. As I was standing there, fishing rod in one hand/dick in the other, I noticed the tree about 5 feet from me 'shaking'.

I looked up towards the top of the tree and said to myself 'Humm, 2 bear cubs'. Took another 1/2 second for me to say myself 'Stop pissing, start moving'


"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"