Originally Posted by Mule Deer
kingston,

Actually, it wouldn't totally surprise me to see somebody with cans of bear repellent on their hat.

When the stuff first started to really show up in Montana, especially in stores around Glacier and Yellowstone Parks, some people apparently believed it was used like bug repellent: You sprayed it anywhere you didn't want bears landing, like your clothes or your kids. Some even sprayed it on their backpacking tents, and pretty soon it became evident that bears (some bears anyway) liked the taste, because they came into camp and started licking the repellent-sprayed tents!


Not for nothing, but the licking has got to be better than the biting. I'm reminded of Zerk, his Pomeranian, and a jar of crunchy Peter Pan.

For the record, my shït's patent pending, so don't even think about it. You can't just substitute a stocking watch cap and be in the clear, neither. The chinamen already tried that and we sued the Yen out of'em. My name is synonymous with safety in Giant Panda country.

Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty