Or smoking, or drinking, or sex, or gambling, or eating whatever or as much as you want; you know, anything fun. Who the hell wants to spend eternity sitting on a cloud playing a harp???
Bacon, is there bacon?
Bacon is highly enjoyable, so no. Not allowed.
Even evil polka bands never suggested that level of cruelty.
Pagans do not have such vile thoughts.
So now I can conclude pagans don't polka. Except maybe the "she is too fat for me polka", everyone likes that one.
