Or smoking, or drinking, or sex, or gambling, or eating whatever or as much as you want; you know, anything fun. Who the hell wants to spend eternity sitting on a cloud playing a harp???
Damn. Well we can still jerk off to all the naked chicks right? All the girls WILL be naked... won't they?
That's already taboo here, so it would be a huge no-no in Heaven. Every inch of skin, from neck to feet, will be covered.
Man. So depressing. Maybe I should drink less and start eating better.
