Wife's office has done a "White Elephant" gift thing for their Christmas Party. 1 yr I boxed up a bottle of "Anti-Monkey-Butt Powder" and that got a LOT of laughs as it made its way around the room. The next yr I wrapped $20 worth of stupid coupons as well as a hidden $20 bill.

I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.