Was a buddy of mines wife . We bumped heads about most topics , but managed to take things with a smile . She thought I was a redneck from hell , she was the hippy type . One Christmas I bought some road fuzes . A small timer . Some wire . Coiled the wire around a pencil in tight coil, skinned the wire out and tucked the ends into the cover of the timer . Tucked the other ends of the taped road fuzes . Boxed it up with a pretty bow . We were setting around handing out presents , handed hers to her and said , thinking of you this year . When she opened it her mouth dropped with a wide eyed stare , looked up and said , is it real ? With a high pitched voice , even her husband was looking a little unsure . I couldn’t, t take it and cracked up , the look on her face was all star .
Still took her a little to settle . She promised a payday , bu never happened . Kenneth

Last edited by Kenneth66; 09/14/19.