have a bud from high school, when he and first gal got hitched, I gave them about a 40 piece white trash set of Correll dishes and a large set of Libbey glassware. Some crap with rose petals on it. Lol

Told him he'd be blessed with a lazy wife and a sink full of dirty ass dishes.

He has been divorce twice and on warhog #3 now.

Every marriage I give him another set of that same cheap shît, no doubt he has cabinets of it.

I go over to his place and see that crap sittin out on his workbench soaking carburetor parts in one of those glasses.