Friend of mine, who is gone now, had a blowhard hunting with him who claimed he could simply glance at an elk turd and determine age, sex, size, health, and antler size. So my friend sprinkled a few Milk Duds around the camp. My friend "sampled" a few Milk Duds, and the other fellow sampled the real deal. He didn't hunt with him any more.

For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."

2 Thessalonians 3:10