For my brother's wedding (in addition to the real gift that I dont remember what it was) I saw a guy selling black velvet paintings made in Mexico out of the back of a El Camino on a corner.
Found a black velvet Elvis painting where Elvis looked distinctly Mexican, and I bickered the price down to 10 bucks. Wrapped it up and put it with the rest of the gifts without any tag saying who it was from. At the gift opening, there was a quiet murmer in the room when they opened it and people saw it, and the bride said "who is it from?" Everyone was afraid to laugh because no one knew if the "From" tag fell off.
He said he hung it in each new kids room and told them it was "El King."


"Put none but Americans on guard tonight."
-George Washington