I'm sure it's been said but that's one way to get elected teacher of the year. Went to three years of high school in TX and we had Miss Klima, girls PE teacher and some other trivial subjects, the antithesis of Buelah Ballbreaker. Rumors about her doings at a nearby town, all high school boy wishful thinking and too much Penthouse Forum.

The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh

Which explains a lot.