Originally Posted by slumlord
I came up on a pedestrian hit by mini van. I had all my certs at the time, she got knocked clean into a parking lot. 2 other guys and a lady from a business got to her ASAP before I could unbuckle they did look listen and feel and started compressions.

Thought I might be joining in as relief. Man she was a toast, lost cause.

Them doing compressions, she sounded like a barrel full of Lincoln logs. Mmm, mm.

Fire dept got there took over.


You’ve got such a wonderful way with words.


Originally Posted by 16penny
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty