I haven't, and was just poking fun. The Oregon coast is one of my most favorite places, other than the liberals and politics I have spent so much time up and down the coast - as a child I spent my summers with my grandparents in their motor home all over the coast - Coos Bay, Astoria, "the Louis and Clark Turn-Around" in Seaside.... I have a close friend with a place up the Rogue, where I fish a few times a year. My Grandfather and Grandmother settled in Silverton after a 35 year carrier in the California Highway Patrol, built a beautiful home in the mountains, where I grew up during the summers.

I love the PNW. Except for the people and politics.

The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.