That pic reminds me of when my boys were the size of yours! They were always trying to sneak a hogs head into their mother’s shopping care. But she was wise to them.
Another time they laid a 2 foot stick of summer sausage in the Ronald McDonald statue who was setting on the bench with his legs crossed, in front of the Inside McDonalds at our Wally World. I didn’t see em do it, but I knew exactly who the guilty party was!!!
My son and his cousin wanted to show me something from the 15th floor of the condo couple years back.
Operation: all night seaweed phallus, w/ simulated live action detail