I try to hoard old single malt scotch, but somehow the house gremlins disappear it.

My house is too small to hoard very many items. That said when I was working I inspected two hoarders homes. One had paper, newspapers and other paper products stored in every room to 6’. No room walkways, only the halls were somewhat open. The other house had chemical and chemical containers stacked to the ceiling with narrow walkways through the house, also the screwball had cats that did their numbers everywhere. The owner was a retired chemist. Both houses were busted by the local fire departments.

My sister in-law in Maine is a hoarder and has crap stacked up in most of the house with walkways to each room.