Hoarding is that crap that your friends say “omg, throw that sheeit away”

Hoarding is the menacing garbage that your lazy, insecure, depressed ass leaves for your loved ones to have to quit their job for six months to clean up. (Some of you know who you are)

A million useless mustard jars, field and stream magazines, fouled spark plugs, master cylinders, alternators, plastic flower pots, bent rusty nails, rotted tires, empty Roundup jugs, etc

It’s not happy stuff, usually

Toilet paper, Spam and ammo is just being wise and prepared.