I retired seven years ago at age 51
I only had one question... whould I be able to keep the health insurance that I currently had if I was willing to pay for it.
They told me yes and I was super happy. I started to walk away.
They asked me did I want to know about the rest of it?
I had no idea they would actually pay me not to work and that someday the government would also send me a check under something called Social Security.
I have since learned that it is a beautiful thing to expect absolutely nothing from the government and be surprised when you get something.
I TRUST THOSE BASTARDS... ZERO... ABSOLUTELY ZERO.
Last edited by CashisKing; 03/24/21. Reason: Typos.