But Joe Average can't pump his own???
Cardlock gas stations???

This all sounds like good ole boy schemes and everything connected to it, made a few alot of money.
Construction, support tech, ownership, investment wise.
Ect ect ect
Someone or somebodies promoted all this to the state long ago.
The plank layers with schit tons to gain from it all.

Do the pump monkeys do anything else like clean the windows.
Check tire pressure
Check oil
Anything like that ???

And if so
Do they expect a fugging tip.

You just hand pump monkey your card or cash to pay.

Do the pump monkeys have to pass a drug test to be a pump monkey???



Serious questions.



In this day and age a state actually has made it a requirement to have pump monkeys fill up your gas for you.


They like highly trained and paid or some schitt???
Dont spill a drop on the ground or vent fumes to air after filling someone up.

Is this a highly sought after carreer field. Pump Monkey.
Or is it filled up with dregs of society types???


How in the fu ck did something as stupid as this ever happen?
How long has this been in effect???