Like a Cow looking at a new gate .
Blacker than Coley .
Didn't last as long as Pat lasted in the Army .
Just like Peter wrote it on a rock.
Like a dose of salts thru a wider woman.
It just come a frog strangler .
Raining pitch forks and little N----r babies .
Ran through her like a dose of croton oil.
Grinning like a possum eatin saw briers .
Shivering like a dog [bleep] peach seeds.

Last edited by EddieSouthgate; 11/05/21.

Grumpy old man with a gun.....Do not touch .
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Don't bother my monument and I'll leave yours alone.