Ugly enough to scare the squeal out of a pig.

Tighter than bark on a tree.

Dumber than 100 head of sheep.

Strong enough to lift a car but not smart enough to drive it.

His head is all bone, no brain.

Come from a town of 100 people but only 2 last names.

The only reason she is still a virgin is because she could outrun her brothers.


You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!