Can't believe I didn't see this one: -well that went over like a fart in church
-you need your moral compass recalibrated
-she can suck a golfball through a garden hose
-He's so crooked he swallows nails and poops out corkscrews
-like a dog up a bone tree
-so cold i can cut glass with my nipples
-that fart'll strip the paint off a car door
-she looks like a horse trying to eat an apple through a chain link fence
-lifes a boner, ya gotta stick it out
-it's movin at the speed of smell
