SHY: As shy as a green bronc at a new water trough.
DRY: So dry he had to prime himself to spit.
USELESS: Useless as settin a milk bucket under a bull.
LAZY: About as lively as a 30 year old stud he was.
GREENHORN: So green he didn't savvy cow unless it was dished up in stew.
CONTENTED: As happy as a fly in a currant pie.
COWTOWNS: A town where the undertaker was the most prosperous feller in it.
RELIGION: He was raised on prunes an Proverbs
PROUD: He swelled up til he busted his surcingle.
NOISY: Makin more noise than a breedin' jackass in a tin barn.
