I gotta go with David Allan Coe: "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison."
When I read the thread title that's the exact line that came to mind first.
Same here.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
