Also:

Hank Jr, "I said, Well Hoss, you better get you some corks 'cause your gonna have to plug up a few holes."
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Or, I know Warren Zevon did it originally, but from Hank Jr, "Send lawyers, guns, and money"
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Hank Jr again, "I'd like to spit some Beech Nut in that dude's eyes, then shoot him with my .45"
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Sawyer Brown..

"She went home when she found out
Said, "Pack your bags
I want you out"
Her boyfriend thought
She was talking jive
'til he saw her standing
With a .45
A .45's quicker than 409
Betty cleaned house
For the very last time
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Ray Stevens (Hugo The Human Cannon Ball)

"There was Hugo,
And there was Hugo,
There was Hugo all over the place!"

Last edited by bhemry; 03/20/22.