Being from Kentucky and the son of a coal miner, I guess I have to add this one since I can empathize:
"I was born a coal miner's daughter. In a cabin on a hill in Butcher Holler. We were poor but we had love, that's the one thing Daddy made sure of. He shoveled coal to make a poor man's dollar."
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
