Originally Posted by muleshoe
Originally Posted by Waders
I gotta go with David Allan Coe: "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison."



When I read the thread title that's the exact line that came to mind first.


Me too, and I'm not a big country fan, but this one is my all time favorite country song.

"Blessed is the man whose wife is his best friend - especially if she likes to HUNT!"

"Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, mind and strength, and love your neighbor as yourself. There is no commandment greater than these."