What is it? What is the single, greatest line of country music ever written?
I gotta go with David Allan Coe: "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison." ...I'm not even a country music fan, but that cracks me up every time, and I find myself screaming along with ol' David.
Have at it--watcha got?
"I took the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, Yabba-Dabba-Doo, the King is gone!"
