Are past “best” and just onto good, yet?

When i was a young man
About 21 years old, ya’ll
All i wanted was a stripper girlfriend
And a goldtop Les Paul

Be careful of the things you wish for
You just might get ‘em.

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This tall drink of water walked in like
she might have to shoot her way out

…

We hit it off like a metaphor

- Mother Blues by Ray Wylie Hubbard

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.