Originally Posted by hillestadj
Drinking steadily starting today (yesterday?_)
River all day tomorrow (today? fugggg), I will become severely sunburnt - wont care, cuz drinking
Sunday River, drink, repeat
Monday drink, smoke something on the new Primo, mow lawn, fly FJB flag
Monday night - light off an obscene amount of fireworks to show the neighbors how much I love America and dont care about their dogs bieng pussies.

God Bless you and America 🇺🇸


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PS

Don’t pass out in the street on the 4th. Wouldn’t want a buddy to use your anus as a rocket launcher. 😂

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