Youze damn guyz.
All this & I had to raid the cabinets. Found 1 single can of smoked oysters. Get the hot sauce & crackers. Memory poor, the first reminded me that my dislike of smoked stuff wasn't the meat, but the piss poor smoke. Imitation that taste like it was smoked with doty wood.
Oyster 1, not good. #2, somthin ain't right. See streaks of yellow slime on remaining oysters, check date on can, 2007. Damnit! eat 4 Zestas & hope for the best.
A frugal sort I are, I give the outdoor cat the rest. He wouldn't touch them, bad sign..
Four hours later, it looks like I've dodged a bullet
