Clarence Thomas will be found to have accidentally smothered in his own pillow while vacationing somewhere. No autopsy will be ordered, since it will be deemed an obvious case of accidentally smothering in his own pillow.
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
