I think what he really wants is a catapult set up at the shore of a pond with a 20' floaty target ring set up 75 yards from shore, 15 declawed house cats without little life jackets and some kids with a paddle boat and no landing net to retrieve said cats from target zone.
But you're right, I don't know him like you do.
What year or years did you do that? That's great, but I'm with Ingwe on the "no".
TFF
Fixt it further....
The lifejackets and retrieval net are so you can re-use the ammo.
buncha goofy goofertons....
Can ya just see us all, cold beer in hand... 3-2-1-FIRE!! kachunk! Me holding my guts laughing and mocking the feline flight "WEEEEEEEEE KITTY!! WEEEEEEEE!! AHH HAAA HAAAA!!!"