You're evidently what Dean Wormer might have called s double-secret nitwit--except you didn't keep it a secret.
Good one, John.
The Layne Simpson article, titled, "493 Dead Deer, Which Calibers and Bullets are the Best?" starts on page 64, Petersen Publications' Hunting Magazine, Oct, 2011.
I don't have a link, but I saved the magazine. I'm offering to send photocopies of this article to whomever wants one. Just send me a PM.