Originally Posted by Steelhead
Jesus' first miracle involved alcohol.


The guy in the flowing robes at church always got mad when I drank all the sacramental blood...

I don't go to church anymore. But I need JESUS to keep me sober. Gotta run pearl clutchers (not you Steelie). There's a bottle of chilled vodka calling to calm down this belly full of steak. Then I'll relax with some MDMA later.


Originally Posted by Bristoe
It's about like this:

"Do you puff peters?"

"Hell no!"

"NAZI!!!"