Ahhhh. I love the Xmas spirit!
Am I being a dick ?
And some of you tell him YES 🤷🏻♂️
Not very nice of you, correct response would be not so much of a dick as a [bleep]
Doesn’t that sound nicer?
I’m gonna get offa here b4 Jim tells me to fill my hand
P.S. I’m really Hopin they’re not using your bologna as a dick or a [bleep]
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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