May I present; Pahick! A legend in his own mind, protector of wasted time, Barrer of chilly places, the enemy of commerce, baron of empathy, holder of the yet to be delivered baloney, purveyor of fine whines, and master debater, and a waster of time itself! Master of the sherlyyoujest forest, on the coast of dumbfuqistan, near the town of dontgiveadamn. ALL HAIL Lord IHopeNot PAHICH the First!!! (and hopefully the last)
Go get your shït out of the man's way.