BIL and I were going steelhead fishing years ago. Stopped for a snack on the way and got a bag of deep fried chicken gizzards. I was snacking along and bit into one that was soft and slimy inside. I almost spit it through the windshield but remembered just in time the gizzards were on the shelf next to the deep fried mushrooms.

The first time I shot myself in the head...

Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!