Dumb [bleep] Don aka "Dumb [bleep] Don",

I can't know which is funnier,when you Day Dreaming Do Nothing Dumbfhukks pretend to "live" or pretend to "die"?!? Laffin'!

Funnier yet,I'm torn on which is the higher ranking level of hilarity/dumbfhukktitude,betwixt the idea of your being a single utterly clueless dumbfhukk,or if you are an utterly clueless dumbfhuck with other handles such as Squat-to-Pee,Bigsqueeze,MagnumDoosh,Jeff-O and the like?!? Re-laffin'!

Do tell!

I really can't decide which is funnier,so knock it out of The Park and regale me with all the things you almost did,with all the wares you almost had and from all the places you've almost been. Please spare no "particulars" and for the WIN,post a picture of yourself. Laffin'!

Here's to your Imagination and to just how [bleep] badly you NEED it.

Wow +P+!